Funny Dear Abby letters
Dear Abby Letters
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don’t know them.
I try to stay awake and watch for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with “the girls.”
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my Taylor Made 460 driver.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the PGA Superstore?
Signed…
Concerned Golfer
Dear Abby
I suspected my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby
…. My husband is making sexual advances toward my mother and she has asked me to speak to him because she doesn’t like it. How can I broach the subject without making him mad?
Dear Abby
… I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there some way I can find out for sure?
Dear Abby
…I feel silly asking this. My husband wants to play a kinky game. He wants to, “break in” on me when i am sleeping. Before this, I am supposed to hide some cash, He then wants to bind and gag me, and make me tell him where the cash is, like a robbery i guess. I am pretty much game for anything but this is way kinky, or is it me? Margie.
Dear Abby
I’m concerned my son has a secret girlfriend. My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently, he has started to refuse going to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they’re having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do?
P.s He is not homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned through our church that is not Gods plan.
Bethany
Most of these are from Yahoo’s question and Answers section. .
Posted on March 9, 2012, in Funny, Uncategorized and tagged advice, denial, funny, google search, homosexual, Internet Finds, Online Communities, reality, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
haha! I love it. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Thanks for the laugh. The first joke had me cracking up. Sounds just like a man i know.